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    After my recent post regarding dreaming of finding things in the refrigerator, I was wondering if anyone else has wierd dreams?

    I often dream of demons (for want of a better description) tormenting me and find myself trying to fend them off, but something prevents me from being able to land a good solid punch on this leering twat. It's as if the energy of my punch disappears in something like puff of powder. The frustration of it causes me to jump about and shout in my sleep. My wife has learned to be very patient, and cautious, when I'm in this state.

    There is nothing new about these dreams. When I was serving, I had them constantly, but then they were much more menacing, so much so, that quite often, after I awoke from the dream, I was reluctant to go back to sleep. But I had little enough sleep as it was, I couldn't afford to loose anymore. I managed to train myself to recognise that I was dreaming and was able to tell myself to wake up.

    Neither was I the alone with such dreams. other chaps would drop-off to sleep in the back of a vehicle or some such place and begin struggling and fighting with some imaginary foe. We would usually allow them to get on with it, as it was usually amusing to observe, but if they became too distressed, we would wake them.

    I still ahve these dreams, but less frequent, and I usually laugh it off, when the missus wakes me. They don't normally leave any after-effect regarding trepidation, anymore, both myself and the missus accept that they are a part of our lives.

    This roughly how one of such dreams went about a week or so ago. It remains vivid in my mind as I discussed it with the missus afterwards - Be aware, if you are sqeamish about strong language, then read no further!

    "Where the **** is this place, and how the **** did I end up back in the regiment??" I don't see anyone I recognise. As I look about their are number of senior ranks leaving their mess. "Who the **** are those sprogs in Blues wearing senior ranks insignia? Look like a bunch of kids? and where the **** did this ciggi come from, I gave up smoking decades ago, this is ****ing bizarre, I don't even remember taking it up again, but what the ****, I might as well enjoy it." Now I'm in deep shit, I can't find my rifle. I don't even remember being issued with it, but I am aware that I can't find it anywhere. Panic is setting in, I can't find my ****ing rifle, and I don't know anyone who can help. I keep searching, then I see a number of me old marras. "They look different, strange somehow, **** me, they're all ****ing dead! But, why do they look so different? Some ****ers been at them, tormenting them, they've been robbed of their spirit. **** me I'm dead as well. I'm stuck in this ****ing corpse, I can't get out! It's that ****ing leering bastard again. He's got me pinned. The bastard's tormenting me. Others of his like have been at me marras. If I could just get out of this ****ing carcass, I'd finish the leering bastard. It's as if I'm stuck in ****ing cement. The bastards loving this. My ****ing bodies dead and wont respond. he knows it, the twat. he knows that if he moves off me, I'm out of here. If I could just get out I'd be free of him forever, and he knows that too, and I'd do him before I go.

    The ****er wants to devour my soul, he knows that I know it and he keep's ****ing leering at me because he thinks I'm ****ing helpless. If I can't punch the shit out of him, I'll have to scare the shit out of him. I know, I'll roar at him - mmmhhh..! uuggghrrr..! **** me, my throat wont can respond, why should it, it's dead, I'll have to give it some more 'uurgH!...aaarr!' this is ****ing pathetic! this twat isn't getting me 'Uuuggaarr..UUUROOAAAAA.........R!'

    Then I woke up. With the missus, very gentle and sympathetic, saying "ssshhhhh!..sshhhh!". I explained that I was trapped and that the leering chap was tormenting me before he devoured my spirit. "How awful, darling!" says the missus "Would you like a cup of tea?"

    Anyone else met this leering twat?


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    ....I dream of the internet.....

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    ...I dream of dirty things...


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    Quote Originally Posted by RifleMan20
    ...I dream of dirty things...
    Muddy wellingtons ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RifleMan20 View Post
    ...I dream of dirty things...
    You ought to get in touch with the the 'Old RSM' - he'll make your dreams bright and sparkling!


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    yeah, you should totally wash your mind with soap, Rifleman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuultz View Post
    yeah, you should totally wash your mind with soap, Rifleman
    You know whats funny, my last dream involved soap....but it didn't clean it up lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RifleMan20 View Post
    You know whats funny, my last dream involved soap....but it didn't clean it up lol.
    I find Simple Soap is especially good when sharing one's shower, bath etc.
    No perfume to sting one's eyes, or to get up one's nose, or to spoil the natural flavour of a woman. Great fun, but, unfortunately for you, one does have to have a partner to share the experience with.

    http://www.simple.co.uk/products/Pur..._125g_104.aspx

    Continue to dream

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32bravo View Post
    great fun, but, unfortunately for you, one does have to have a partner to share the experience with.
    Zing!
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    But of course I have no one to do so with, I am only the age of 14 meaning I will not have such till later in life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32Bravo View Post
    You ought to get in touch with the the 'Old RSM' - he'll make your dreams bright and sparkling!
    RSM: That man! How dare you dream non-regulation dreams, I want all your dreams to be in accordance with Queens regs and in a proper military fashion - carry on!
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    The Volunteer's book of facts 1863

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    Is there a joke which I'm not getting?

    Could somebody please explain it?
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    British military humour, unique to say the least.
    "There is no country on the face of the earth to which the principle of citizen-soldiership is so well adapted as our own, for the freedom possessed by Britons is of so general and real a character as to cause the humblest in the land to feel deeply the neccessity of preserving the safety and independence of the nation of which he is a part"

    The Volunteer's book of facts 1863

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    I think my problem lies less with the British humour (which I generally like), than with my lack of knowledge what RSM is...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuultz View Post
    I think my problem lies less with the British humour (which I generally like), than with my lack of knowledge what RSM is...
    You don't konw what a RSM is? The Regimental Scary Monster! He has a wooden pace stick which forges with his flesh to form an extension of his arm and is a well of dry wit and sarcasm. With a quick flash of his soulless eyes he can turn a private soldier into a smoldering pile of ash. His very footsteps cause grown men, to collapse in fits of fear and weep with much nashing of teeth etc etc
    "There is no country on the face of the earth to which the principle of citizen-soldiership is so well adapted as our own, for the freedom possessed by Britons is of so general and real a character as to cause the humblest in the land to feel deeply the neccessity of preserving the safety and independence of the nation of which he is a part"

    The Volunteer's book of facts 1863

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