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Thread: Crimbo pressie for the missus, help!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeBrew
    Trust me putting a bit of tinsle around your todge and saying happy christmas is not a recipie for a long lasting relationship, try a large basket of treats from the body shop, it's tried,trusted and has worked for me on several occssions.
    nb, aviod any products that suggest BO or excess body hair.
    Damn, what am I going to do with that facial hair removal kit I brought my girlfriend!



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    Hide it behind the couch along with the vibrator and nipple clamps, well thats what I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeBrew
    Hide it behind the couch along with the vibrator and nipple clamps, well thats what I did.


    err....yes what interesting lives you all lead, i think i'll stick to being 'normal'
    "There is no country on the face of the earth to which the principle of citizen-soldiership is so well adapted as our own, for the freedom possessed by Britons is of so general and real a character as to cause the humblest in the land to feel deeply the neccessity of preserving the safety and independence of the nation of which he is a part"

    The Volunteer's book of facts 1863

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    Ok Scaley what did you buy for your significant other

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeBrew
    Hide it behind the couch along with the vibrator and nipple clamps, well thats what I did.


    LargeBrew.............I had no idea :|




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    I bought her some rather humorous books (which i found out through a thorough CTR that she wanted) and a rather spiffing gloves and mittens set, to keep her warm in the cold weather. Rather good i thought.
    "There is no country on the face of the earth to which the principle of citizen-soldiership is so well adapted as our own, for the freedom possessed by Britons is of so general and real a character as to cause the humblest in the land to feel deeply the neccessity of preserving the safety and independence of the nation of which he is a part"

    The Volunteer's book of facts 1863

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    You cant go wrong with mittens at this time of year. Hope you got the ones with the strings attached so she wont lose them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by student-scaley
    I bought her some rather humorous books (which i found out through a thorough CTR that she wanted) and a rather spiffing gloves and mittens set, to keep her warm in the cold weather. Rather good i thought.
    Scaley! It's your duty to keep her warm in the cold weather!!! :wink:




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    Quote Originally Posted by PzKpfw VI Tiger
    Scaley! It's your duty to keep her warm in the cold weather!!! :wink:
    That was a direct order!


    \"Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster...for when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.\"
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    Scaley, PzKpfw VI Tiger is right, the girl needs action!, would you like to be replaced by a battery operated boyfriend??.

    [morale engaged]Take the control boy!,come on!,you can do it [/morale extinguished].

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    I recived a great present! It is a book called "Everything men understand about women" Every page inside is blank inside . The idea is you use it as a note book!



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    Quote Originally Posted by SS Tiger
    I recived a great present! It is a book called "Everything men understand about women" Every page inside is blank inside . The idea is you use it as a note book!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sturmtruppen
    Scaley, PzKpfw VI Tiger is right, the girl needs action!, would you like to be replaced by a battery operated boyfriend??.

    [morale engaged]Take the control boy!,come on!,you can do it [/morale extinguished].
    Oh, i see what you're driving at, no worries in that department, i can assure you!!!
    "There is no country on the face of the earth to which the principle of citizen-soldiership is so well adapted as our own, for the freedom possessed by Britons is of so general and real a character as to cause the humblest in the land to feel deeply the neccessity of preserving the safety and independence of the nation of which he is a part"

    The Volunteer's book of facts 1863

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    Quote Originally Posted by student-scaley
    Quote Originally Posted by Sturmtruppen
    Scaley, PzKpfw VI Tiger is right, the girl needs action!, would you like to be replaced by a battery operated boyfriend??.

    [morale engaged]Take the control boy!,come on!,you can do it [/morale extinguished].
    Oh, i see what you're driving at, no worries in that department, i can assure you!!!
    isn't that enough then?, does your girl need something more, good job lad!.

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