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Egorka
02-18-2009, 08:42 AM
Here is some truly smart ones:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you has screwed up my life

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
This describes everything you are not

Love may be beautiful; love may be bliss
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

And here is one I just made being insired by the aforementioned:

Oh, silk of your hair... Oh, gaze of your eyes...
Who knew you were born as a bitch in disguise!?

Rising Sun*
02-18-2009, 09:16 AM
My wife didn't share my amusement at the above.

I think she has a problem with a sense of humour.

Although she seems to think the problem is with my sense of humour. :confused:

Egorka
02-18-2009, 12:22 PM
My wife didn't share my amusement at the above.
I think she has a problem with a sense of humour.
Although she seems to think the problem is with my sense of humour. :confused:
What are you saying? That we are married to the same woman? Cause mine didn't like them either. :)

Egorka
02-18-2009, 01:19 PM
You are disgrace! You stole my wife.
I am in debt to you for life!

jcompton
02-18-2009, 02:52 PM
Your eyes upon me.. so soft and sweet
Too bad your breath smells like feet

herman2
02-19-2009, 12:09 PM
My wife didn't share my amusement at the above.

I think she has a problem with a sense of humour.

Although she seems to think the problem is with my sense of humour. :confused:

Spend more time with us and less time with your wife. We need you more!;)