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32Bravo
09-08-2008, 03:04 AM
Banter ought to be an official, universal language. It helps to maintain morale and puts a break on over-inflated egos.

For instance:

When PK says -
I can take the "banter" by Rising Sun and Bravo because I know they both are a pair of inofensive wife slaved adult men (elderly man in the case of RS), with perhaps too much time in their hands,

I have to respond - indeed, when most women meet me they wish to ensnare me and make me their sex-slave. However, once they have worshipped the totem it is they that become enslaved, and I never have the time to do full justice to those that end up in my hands and that's probably why they always come back for more. :)

True, this does not apply to the missus. I'll always be her slave, but she's worth it, and when we appear at social gatherings we're both aware that she is the trophy on my arm that all the other guys want, I think to myself "Eat your hearts out - she's mine!"


R.S. is not an elderly man. No. I am an elderly man. R.S. is simply an ancient man who wishes he was merely elderly. He doesn't require contipads, as I do, as he has a bag attached which prevents those parts that he hasn't seen for a long time from leaking.:)

Rising Sun*
09-08-2008, 04:05 AM
Banter ought to be an official, universal language. It helps to maintain morale and puts a break on over-inflated egos.

Agree.

It has been long established among English speaking peoples, being Poms, Aussies, and Kiwis. Yanks too often take seriously what is poked at them in fun, which might be why Sarah Palin's daughter, the brilliantly named Bristol (presumably after the English city of the same name and for the same reason ;) ) is in the puddin' club. :D

For instance:


When PK says -


I can take the "banter" by Rising Sun and Bravo because I know they both are a pair of inofensive wife slaved adult men (elderly man in the case of RS), with perhaps too much time in their hands,

I actually got a bloody good laugh out of that line, so far as it was directed at me. It was good banter.

So far as it was directed at 32B (which I believe is a bra size very much at the lower end of desirable), I thought it was painfully accurate. :D


I have to respond - indeed, when most women meet me they wish to ensnare me and make me their sex-slave. However, once they have worshipped the totem it is they that become enslaved, and I never have the time to do full justice to those that end up in my hands and that's probably why they always come back for more. :)

Fortunately there is no sign in that passage of an over-inflated ego, or anything else excessively pumped up ;), which might provoke deflating banter. :D


R.S. is not an elderly man. No. I am an elderly man. R.S. is simply an ancient man who wishes he was merely elderly. He doesn't require contipads, as I do, as he has a bag attached which prevents those parts that he hasn't seen for a long time from leaking.:)

I do not appreciate that revelation. Since the dementia took over and my children scented an early inheritance and tried to accelerate it by shoving me into God's waiting room, I've been blundering around the Living Dead Home for the Terminally Bewildered in the belief that the otherwise miserly Home administration had supplied me with an inexhaustible supply of chardonnay, thoughtfully supplied through a tube from a bag strapped to my waist. The plonk was too sharp on the nose and far too acid on the palate, but when the Home takes all my pension I was grateful for what I could get. And now you've gone and destroyed the last pleasure in my miserable life, you bastard! :D

32Bravo
09-08-2008, 04:11 AM
Agree.

which might be why Sarah Palin's daughter, the brilliantly named Bristol (presumably after the English city of the same name and for the same reason ;) ) :D



Nahhh. It's because of her titties. :)

32Bravo
09-08-2008, 04:15 AM
Fortunately there is no sign in that passage of an over-inflated ego, or anything else excessively pumped up ;), which might provoke deflating banter. :D

Nope - just pure, honest truth spoken by an upright citizen! :)

32Bravo
09-08-2008, 04:17 AM
I do not appreciate that revelation. Since the dementia took over and my children scented an early inheritance and tried to accelerate it by shoving me into God's waiting room, I've been blundering around the Living Dead Home for the Terminally Bewildered in the belief that the otherwise miserly Home administration had supplied me with an inexhaustible supply of chardonnay, thoughtfully supplied through a tube from a bag strapped to my waist. The plonk was too sharp on the nose and far too acid on the palate, but when the Home takes all my pension I was grateful for what I could get. And now you've gone and destroyed the last pleasure in my miserable life, you bastard! :D


Why didn't you just lie to us? :)

Rising Sun*
09-08-2008, 04:18 AM
Why didn't you just lie to us? :)

I forget. :D

32Bravo
09-08-2008, 05:50 AM
I forget. :D

Don't tell me!...Let me guess!...Your supply of Chardonnay has run out? :)

Rising Sun*
09-08-2008, 06:30 AM
Don't tell me!...Let me guess!...Your supply of Chardonnay has run out? :)

I don't think so.

The bag is still full of wine.

I wish I could remember why I shouldn't be drinking it. :D

32Bravo
09-08-2008, 06:34 AM
I don't think so.

The bag is still full of wine.

I wish I could remember why I shouldn't be drinking it. :D

Selective memory loss is not a senior moment nor sign of aging. It's a sign of a devious mind. :)

Rising Sun*
09-08-2008, 09:25 AM
Selective memory loss is not a senior moment nor sign of aging. It's a sign of a devious mind. :)

I would have replied earlier but I was flat out having a nana nap. Then it was time to change my pyjamas.

The nurses here are always changing my pyjamas.

I think they do it because they like what they find inside, 'cos every time they get my pants off they go "OOOOOOOHHHHH!"

Actually, they get so excited at the prospect of getting my jamas off that even before they get to my room they often say "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! RS* needs his jamas changed again."

They're at it all day.

Nice girls, especially Nurse Knockers, but my skin is getting a bit dry with the hosing off and rough towelling off I get with every change.

:D

32Bravo
09-08-2008, 09:39 AM
The nurses here are always changing my pyjamas.

I think they do it because they like what they find inside, 'cos every time they get my pants off they go "OOOOOOOHHHHH!"


:D


Once again, your aging ears deceive you...it's not "OOOOHHHH"...but
"AH, AH, AAHH, EH, EH EEEH!...poor bastard (being oz nurses)" that they're saying! :)

Rising Sun*
09-08-2008, 09:53 AM
Once again, your aging ears deceive you...it's not "OOOOHHHH"...but
"AH, AH, AAHH, EH, EH EEEH!...poor bastard (being oz nurses)" that they're saying! :)

Bugger!

I thought they were saying

Ooh, Ah!
Ooh, Ah!
Ooh, Ah!

:(

32Bravo
09-08-2008, 10:00 AM
Bugger!

I thought they were saying

Ooh, Ah!
Ooh, Ah!
Ooh, Ah!

:(


As I understand it, the medical term for that hearing compalint is "Narcissistic Hearing!" :neutral:

Rising Sun*
09-09-2008, 05:36 AM
Incomprehensible WWII banter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek&feature=related

tankgeezer
09-09-2008, 10:26 AM
Nahhh. It's because of her titties. :)
Ship shape, and Bristol fashion.

ptimms
09-09-2008, 02:07 PM
Whilst some Python sketches get played 'til they're not funny this excellent one doesn't get seen. Thanks for reminding me. Armstrong and Miller's pilots are brilliant too. The one when they are captured being my favourite.

32Bravo
09-10-2008, 02:48 AM
Ship shape, and Bristol fashion.


Her Bristol-cities could be ship shape and Bristol fashion. :)

Rising Sun*
09-10-2008, 03:48 AM
Armstrong and Miller's pilots are brilliant too. The one when they are captured being my favourite.

Definitely.

For those who haven't seen Armstrong and Miller:
http://www.ww2incolor.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6661

EDIT: The prisoner one is the fifth one in the link.

32Bravo
09-10-2008, 10:07 AM
Is the craic as good as the banter? :)

http://www.ireland-fun-facts.com/craic.html

mike M.
09-10-2008, 11:52 AM
Armstrong & Miller.... Now thats some funny "shit". Those two guys rule. Thanks for that post, I havent laughed that hard in a long time.

32Bravo
09-11-2008, 02:52 AM
Armstrong & Miller.... Now thats some funny "shit". Those two guys rule. Thanks for that post, I havent laughed that hard in a long time.

try these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNbWGQAP6dQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdTKIeMv_28

32Bravo
09-13-2008, 04:50 AM
Lord FlasHeart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML1139cijVU&feature=related

pdf27
09-13-2008, 05:33 AM
He was a member not so long ago....
http://ww2incolor.com/forum/member.php?u=2036

Rising Sun*
09-13-2008, 08:48 AM
Is the craic as good as the banter? :)

If you'd had a banter up your craic, you wouldn't need to ask. :D

Rising Sun*
09-13-2008, 08:57 AM
Banter should not be confused with taunting. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

32Bravo
09-13-2008, 09:38 AM
If you'd had a banter up your craic, you wouldn't need to ask. :D

That was why I thought I'd better check. B2N5Kate offered to do the job for me. :shock: :D

Rising Sun*
09-13-2008, 09:55 AM
That was why I thought I'd better check. B2N5Kate offered to do the job for me. :shock: :D

I wouldn't accept an unsolicited offer.

To get a top hole job, I'd put it out to tender. ;)

32Bravo
09-13-2008, 11:20 AM
I wouldn't accept an unsolicited offer.

To get a top hole job, I'd put it out to tender. ;)


I think I'm probably too tender. :(

ptimms
09-14-2008, 02:29 AM
Anyone with Paramount Comedy in the UK ? The Monty Python sketch was on, it still made me laugh.

Nickdfresh
09-14-2008, 03:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw

flamethrowerguy
09-14-2008, 04:39 AM
Haha, it's still classic! I don't understand a single word of the german translation, lucky me!:mrgreen:

Cuts
12-23-2008, 03:24 PM
The nurses here are always changing my pyjamas.

I think they do it because they like what they find inside, 'cos every time they get my pants off they go "OOOOOOOHHHHH!"


:D

Once again, your aging ears deceive you...it's not "OOOOHHHH"...but
"AH, AH, AAHH, EH, EH EEEH!...poor bastard (being oz nurses)" that they're saying! :)

Are they singing 'The Laughing Gnome' ?