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Iron Yeoman
12-13-2005, 03:55 AM
Ok here is my dilemma, It's christmas i've got a wonderful girlfriend, i'm on a budget (well i am a soap dodging student) and i need to get her a really really good crimbo pressie. I'm already taking her to the HAC winter ball but I fear that will not be enough any suggestions please, i'm desperate!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and no largebrew that isn't your cue to offer your 'services')

Tsolias
12-13-2005, 04:00 AM
Maybe a fluffy bunny product? :idea:

Iron Yeoman
12-13-2005, 04:27 AM
Maybe a fluffy bunny product? :idea:

Explain.....

Cuts
12-13-2005, 06:39 AM
Maybe a fluffy bunny product? :idea:

Explain.....

http://www.ww2incolor.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1296&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15

Halfway down the page.

Iron Yeoman
12-13-2005, 07:55 AM
hmmm...no i don't think that would do. :roll:

2nd of foot
12-13-2005, 04:52 PM
A very nice photo frame for the picture you will have taken with her dressed up next to the colour. Do you have a drinking suit and will she be in long dress?

Iron Yeoman
12-13-2005, 06:40 PM
Well i suppose i could get one of us dressed up for the HAC ball and use that, good plan cheers for that, keep the suggestions coming. The ball is on friday by the way so wait out for the after action report on drunken revellry.

Charles
12-14-2005, 02:26 PM
Tell her you love her, easy as that, cheaper impossible.

Iron Yeoman
12-14-2005, 02:48 PM
Tell her you love her, easy as that, cheaper impossible.

good god man no! that isn't the best course of action she might get ideas! :shock:

p.s. cheers for the suggestions so far, going shopping monday so hopefully will have enough ideas by then.

Iron Yeoman
12-17-2005, 07:46 PM
Crimbo pressies now sorted thanks for suggestions although am now very very tired after HAC ball, the free champagne managed to have tired me out, funny that :lol:

Sturmtruppen
12-21-2005, 12:22 PM
Ok here is my dilemma, It's christmas i've got a wonderful girlfriend, i'm on a budget (well i am a soap dodging student) and i need to get her a really really good crimbo pressie. I'm already taking her to the HAC winter ball but I fear that will not be enough any suggestions please, i'm desperate!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and no largebrew that isn't your cue to offer your 'services')

I have a better one,why don't you have ' it in the car?

Iron Yeoman
12-21-2005, 02:47 PM
hmm.....dogging, not really my thing but hey if that's what your into, so be it. :oops:

Sturmtruppen
12-21-2005, 08:36 PM
hmm.....dogging, not really my thing but hey if that's what your into, so be it. :oops:

Sex!,the perfect christmas gift,of course,just for your girlfriend,you wouldn't like to give her "horns" (not sure if you use that expression in britain).

cpl condor
12-21-2005, 10:41 PM
Hey men, seems that you haven't seen a woman in years!!
Make it easy and slowly, of that way you see better results. 8)

LargeBrew
12-21-2005, 11:00 PM
Trust me putting a bit of tinsle around your todge and saying happy christmas is not a recipie for a long lasting relationship, try a large basket of treats from the body shop, it's tried,trusted and has worked for me on several occssions.
nb, aviod any products that suggest BO or excess body hair.

SS Tiger
12-21-2005, 11:03 PM
Trust me putting a bit of tinsle around your todge and saying happy christmas is not a recipie for a long lasting relationship, try a large basket of treats from the body shop, it's tried,trusted and has worked for me on several occssions.
nb, aviod any products that suggest BO or excess body hair.

Damn, what am I going to do with that facial hair removal kit I brought my girlfriend! :lol:

LargeBrew
12-21-2005, 11:09 PM
Hide it behind the couch along with the vibrator and nipple clamps, well thats what I did.

Iron Yeoman
12-24-2005, 04:49 AM
Hide it behind the couch along with the vibrator and nipple clamps, well thats what I did. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

err....yes what interesting lives you all lead, i think i'll stick to being 'normal' :shock:

LargeBrew
12-25-2005, 11:00 PM
Ok Scaley what did you buy for your significant other

PzKpfw VI Tiger
12-26-2005, 07:30 AM
Hide it behind the couch along with the vibrator and nipple clamps, well thats what I did.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

LargeBrew.............I had no idea :|

Iron Yeoman
12-28-2005, 04:22 AM
I bought her some rather humorous books (which i found out through a thorough CTR that she wanted) and a rather spiffing gloves and mittens set, to keep her warm in the cold weather. Rather good i thought. :D

Firefly
12-28-2005, 04:50 AM
You cant go wrong with mittens at this time of year. Hope you got the ones with the strings attached so she wont lose them!

PzKpfw VI Tiger
12-28-2005, 07:07 AM
I bought her some rather humorous books (which i found out through a thorough CTR that she wanted) and a rather spiffing gloves and mittens set, to keep her warm in the cold weather. Rather good i thought. :D

Scaley! It's your duty to keep her warm in the cold weather!!! :wink:

Tsolias
12-28-2005, 08:10 AM
Scaley! It's your duty to keep her warm in the cold weather!!! :wink:
That was a direct order!

Sturmtruppen
12-28-2005, 09:56 AM
Scaley, PzKpfw VI Tiger is right, the girl needs action!, would you like to be replaced by a battery operated boyfriend??.

[morale engaged]Take the control boy!,come on!,you can do it [/morale extinguished].

SS Tiger
12-28-2005, 10:45 AM
I recived a great present! It is a book called "Everything men understand about women" Every page inside is blank inside :lol: . The idea is you use it as a note book!

Sturmtruppen
12-28-2005, 11:23 AM
I recived a great present! It is a book called "Everything men understand about women" Every page inside is blank inside :lol: . The idea is you use it as a note book!
:lol:

Iron Yeoman
12-28-2005, 06:46 PM
Scaley, PzKpfw VI Tiger is right, the girl needs action!, would you like to be replaced by a battery operated boyfriend??.

[morale engaged]Take the control boy!,come on!,you can do it [/morale extinguished].

Oh, i see what you're driving at, no worries in that department, i can assure you!!!

Sturmtruppen
12-28-2005, 07:05 PM
Scaley, PzKpfw VI Tiger is right, the girl needs action!, would you like to be replaced by a battery operated boyfriend??.

[morale engaged]Take the control boy!,come on!,you can do it [/morale extinguished].

Oh, i see what you're driving at, no worries in that department, i can assure you!!!

isn't that enough then?, does your girl need something more, good job lad!.