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The Master of Puppets
11-03-2005, 06:37 PM
Anyone fancy making a ww2 joke? Say it starts off with Hitler, Goering, Goebels, Himmler and the Pope walk into a bar.... any ideas?
Gen. Sandworm
11-03-2005, 06:45 PM
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
student-scaley
11-03-2005, 07:05 PM
Why are French roads lined with cherry trees? so the Germans can march in the shade!

Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half barmy so's his army, whistle while you work.
Topor
11-03-2005, 08:11 PM
Two World Wars & one World cup
Doo dah
Doo dah

(from a time when I wos nine :P )
Sturmtruppen
11-04-2005, 10:52 AM
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO
Sturmtruppen
11-04-2005, 10:53 AM
I have one of those:

http://www.ww2incolor.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=521
if the WW2 was an rts
I would play as roosevelt...
pdf27
11-04-2005, 11:08 AM
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO
That's from the song "Colonel Bogey". More details here: http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Colonel+Bogey+March+(alternate+lyrics)
Sturmtruppen
11-04-2005, 11:11 AM
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO
That's from the song "Colonel Bogey". More details here: http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Colonel+Bogey+March+(alternate+lyrics)

thank you,i never heard that song! :wink:
Shaselion
11-06-2005, 01:32 PM
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO
That's from the song "Colonel Bogey". More details here: http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Colonel+Bogey+March+(alternate+lyrics)

thank you,i never heard that song! :wink:

When I was a kid the version we sang was:

Hitler has only got one ball
Goebbels has two but small
Himmler is very similar
but Goring got none at all.

didn't goring lose them during WW1 when he was a pilot?
FW-190 Pilot
04-06-2006, 06:17 PM
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Can you use it to cut through bullsh*t?

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/no-kicking-of-balls.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/beer.jpg
Beer save my life

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