IF THE WW2 WAS AN RTS (strategy game=RTS)

[Sturmtruppen]

I found this on one forum im member
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=205585
credits to alatriste



*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler gimme haf Polan you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
Hitler[AoE]: lol die u **** fat
Churchill: o yah?
Hitler: wtf mine cities burn
Churchill: lol stfu
Roosevelt: lol me want bombers too
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
Churchill: wtf I'm out of $$$?
Hitler[AoE]:lol
benny-tow: byebye
Roosevelt: Take mine $$$
Churchill: thanks have u got DD too?
Roosevelt: sure take
Hitler[AoE]: HEY!!!
benny-tow: Roosevelt sx
Roosevelt: lol
Hitler[AoE]: Bored lol
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
Stalin: ill get you!!!!!!
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Roosevelt:ill help u uncle joe
Stalin: have u got hvtanks
Roosevelt: nope
Hitler[AoE]: u suck
Stalin: then gimme $$$
Roosevelt: sure
Stalin: g00d
T0J0: lol america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur bships u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more africa for u ben
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: no u wont
Hitler: **** u have fockin hv tanks
Stalin: yah some
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Churchill: no more france for u Hitler
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Rooselvelt: just u wait
Eisenhower: fock u tojo
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: darn gotta go
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
tru_m4n: this
paTTon: lol
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*



:lol: :lol: :lol:
i love this joke

[PzKpfw VI Tiger]

lol, some funny stuff there Erwin :lol: , only prob is if you click on the hyperlink u need a username and pw :(, but still funny :lol:

[temujin77]

Hahaha this is funny as ****

[Sturmtruppen]

only prob is if you click on the hyperlink u need a username and pw :(,

it´s a site of paradox games and in the spanish section,so,i don´t think you´re going to like it much my friend

(it´s in english but only because it´s funnier in english,you talk in fun abreviatures)

[PzKpfw VI Tiger]

only prob is if you click on the hyperlink u need a username and pw :(,

it´s a site of paradox games and in the spanish section,so,i don´t think you´re going to like it much my friend

(it´s in english but only because it´s funnier in english,you talk in fun abreviatures)

Yeah, lol.... the luftwaffle is attacking me lol :lol:

[temujin77]

Must point out that there were also a few popularly-believed mistakes in there tho :P As a joke this is awesome, I couldn't stop laughing for hours and I forwarded it to all my friends, but at the same time it also promotes false belief like German and Japan actually had a military alliance and Japan surrendered solely due to the atomic bombs. I suppose I just need to take it easy and think of it as nothing more than a funny joke :D

Once again, good find!

[Sturmtruppen]

Must point out that there were also a few popularly-believed mistakes in there tho :P As a joke this is awesome, I couldn't stop laughing for hours and I forwarded it to all my friends, but at the same time it also promotes false belief like German and Japan actually had a military alliance and Japan surrendered solely due to the atomic bombs. I suppose I just need to take it easy and think of it as nothing more than a funny joke :D

Once again, good find!
excuse me,i just found it funny,because,it´s like a dialogue between the war leaders of ww2,but in this times,with the fucked english i talk (deformation of the original english :lol: ).

it´s in a forum of gamers of hearts of iron 2,so,they don´t know a shit about the ww2 except the countries who fought in it.
thankyou :D

[Sturmtruppen]

Yeah, lol.... the luftwaffle is attacking me lol :lol:
:lol: :lol: